by Amelia Evans

Human Fuck – I’m having a heart attack.
Of course! Of course I am.
Come to the beach – to get away – to get away from it all
And have a fucking heart attack
No service – that’d be right – can’t call anyone
Alright well… I’ll just die here then

…
Still alive.
That’d be right – not even a heart attack
Can’t even commit to that!

It’s soooo haaaaard
I don’t know what to do

This is the fate of a swing voter – oh god
Five days from an election
Everyone’s trying to court me –
Everyone wants me
And I don’t know

Oh it’s such a beautiful day!
But is it supposed to be this beautiful in May?
Is this a horror show? Is this a fucking horror show this beautiful day?
Maybe I’ll vote greens – maybe I’ll just fucking vote greens
NO! I don’t want climate change –
THIS IS JUST A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOTHING MORE SHUT UP

If only my dad had been a labour man from way back
A union man from way back
A slap you on the back – skull a beer –good on ya mate man from way back

Or or that I lived in a mansion and both my kids were at private schools and I wore a blue shirt everyday and even IF climate change is real Toorak is still quite a way from the water…

I’ve got to admit – Scott Morrison seems like a nice guy
A nice guy to get a beer with at the pub
Bill Shorten – he seems like a nice guy too
He also seems like he’d be a nice guy to have a beer with at the pub

And Clive Palmer – he seems like if I had a beer at the pub with him – that’d be ok
And he does say he wants to get things done
He will build a very fast train 300 kilometers out of the city
Not to another city but to another pace
Maybe I WANT to go 300 kilometers out from the city to another place
And he reckons I could afford to buy a house out there and have a family
That does sound nice!
Yes. Yes.
Another place 300 kilometers away from the city on a very fast train